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Start with a membership tier
BRONZE TIER
$5 per month
Unlock exclusive perks with your Carte Première
SILVER TIER
$7 per month
Unlock exclusive and special deals and perks with your Carte Élitaire
GOLD TIER
$10 per month
Unlock very exclusive things, special offers, and more with your Carte Souveraine
BLACK CARD
$25 per month
RULES
⦿ This card may NOT be bought.
⦿ Card holder must maintain a spending average of 100$ a year.
⦿ Card holder has to have spent at least 100$ on Maladroit Merde.
⦿ Card holder must have bought an item worth over 50$.
⦿ If any purchases used a discount code they do NOT count as a purchase.
A contract must be signed ensuring that you have followed these rules, if contract is yet to be signed, you will not be granted a Black Card.